Guys 2014 is in two months
Guys 2024 is in two months
(via surprisebitch)
Someone: *treats me badly*
Me: *forgives them immediately*
Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I’m mad at you.
If childbirth is soooooo hard then why don’t u just lay eggs like everyone else u fricken morons
(via heart)
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
(via hotboyproblems)
not to toot me own horn but the fact that i didn’t kill myself in the 2010s? big dick energy idk how i pulled that one off
(via dulect)
